SaveTheUnicorns

I have started speaking to my cat as if she’s Italian

I ask with a terrible accent, Are you Mario or Luigi today meaning are you a fat bitch who will yell at me or I don’t know, something more respectable. I also often reference Count Von Count. Is he Italian? I don’t know but I think she likes it when I count and do the laugh.

I’m officially losing it. But taco night got so much better with the addition of this avocado. Silver lining.