Another round of antibiotics ten days worth in a little orange bottle with my name on the front take with food take all take me away from here I swallow two immediately chased by a beer which troubles me because I think I got this kidney infection from drinking too much beer and too much stress but I plan on being at work when the sun rises and I plan on drinking these beers until I can be nice to people when away from my desk so okay maybe I’ll never be well again let’s talk about the merits of eating stuffing year-round for dinner cause supper’s only on Sundays and fuck your judgements bro don’t knock it til you try it don’t forget about fried eggs on top of everything makes it better and while you’re having all the angry feelings at me for being such a fat fuck threatening your lifestyle I’ll be having all the sad feelings in my head pot-swirled thoughts what the fuck was in that pot has anybody ever told their boss they’re going to be late because they’re waiting for a delivery but what they really mean is morning sex wasn’t such a quickie I don’t know I don’t know I just don’t fucking know.
