I highly suggest writing your annual performance review while drinking an entire bottle of red wine. When it’s done and you’ve submitted it, send an email to your boss saying, $6 bottle organic tempranillo? I’m gonna need the morning off.
Your boss immediately writes you an email, I may be a better person for having read this. But you’re going to need to remove the word fuck. See you around lunch.
And for some reason you burst into tears.
