I’m waiting to get on a plane in dubai to take me away from this materialistic, vain, ridiculous society to get to India where I can drink a beer that’s not a Fosters for $13 at happy hour, don’t worry I wasn’t that desperate and eat some more fantastic food and expose my lungs to more pollution and hopefully not piss out of my ass and I should be reading my book instead I’m browsing the Internet because instead of getting smarter I like gettiNg dumber. Periods and puppies y’all.
P.S. I HOPE THERES MORE FREE SCOTCH ON THIS PLANE. DON’T LET ME DOWN EMIRATE AIR
