SaveTheUnicorns

Postcards from India; an exercise in restraint

Dear mom & dad,
You’re suffocating me from the other side of the world. You’ve got to let me go. Seriously. I brought condoms.
Love, M

Dear R,
India’s great without you but would be better with. Actually, India’s great without you.
Xoxo, M

Dear coworkers and friends,
Try doing something that scares you every once in awhile. Like traveling to a place you’re 70% likely to piss out your ass before you leave. You’re boring me.
Xoxo forever, Melissa

Dear M,
Things are amazing. You’d never survive here.
Xoxo, M

People who play chess,
It’s cool you’re better at strategy than me. I’m just am not a planner. Really I’m in India with no direction and its great. Let’s be friends.
4evs, M

Hey self,
Chill the fuck out. You will drink a beer on the other side of the world for a dollar. I’d call that as everything WORKING OUT JUST FINE.
Okay, M

India,
You’re perfect and I wouldn’t change you but if the cows are so sacred why do you let them eat your trash you threw in the streets? Also, why are elephants lucky but cows aren’t?
No judging, Melissa